some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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