Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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