fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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