man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
