I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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