Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
