I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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