it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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