Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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