Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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