so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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