She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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