Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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