I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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