the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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