my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize