is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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