Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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