she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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