Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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