I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize