why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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