he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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