what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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