did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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