Duck Duck Cougar?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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