Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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