1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Drunk is a universal language darling
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