I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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