I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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