idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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