Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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