I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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