In America we eat man semen.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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