apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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