nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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