no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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