i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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