nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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