Grow some girl-balls and come out already
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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