There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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