Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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