Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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