so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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