You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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