Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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