Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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