sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This girl is more easily done than said...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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