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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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