I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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