She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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