Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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