Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
