brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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